illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
paralyticstalks: walk into the club like whoops wrong building
"They were wrong." →
You know what's really cute? Someone who stays no...
staygoldcronyboy: today i was in which wich and the cashier called out ‘roast beef for prisoner 24601’ and a dude stood up and said back ‘MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN’ and the cashier instantly said ‘AND I’M JAVERT, DO NOT FORGET MY NAME’ and im pretty sure he gave the guy like a 10 dollar tip
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
"How about you get off of tumblr and do your...
sodamnrelatable: ^^ YEAH CHRIS!!! >_<
bravestwarriors: ORGANIC… LOCALLY GROWN… BUTTER LETTUCEEEE This is from the third episode of Bravest Warriors, “Butter Lettuce”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: an-averagegirl: omg, i laughed way to much at this. and his reaction, omfg! Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.